You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
so he just left - touched my cheek like he was gona kiss me and then gave me a fist bump?
Sorry I couldn't answer your call, I'm expecting a call from Chris Hansen.
I'm guessing you didn't end up going to the bar last night.
Nope. Ended up at what I believe was a slumber party down the street.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Just walked out of my apartment and came face to face with a shirtless dude playing with his balls and trying to tie his shoes.
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
How was it?
Incredible. Everyone in the world should be having the kind of sex I've been having.
He should write a pamphlet or something...
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