Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
Sorry for eating those cheese fries out of your hands last night
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
My mom just asked me if I knew what Buzzfeed was. Then said she's watching the second Magic Mike for the bodies. Please help.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
Highlight your past hook-ups. You've been stabbed, shot at, run over, and chased down the road...no you can't bring new bar bitch over here!
Dude she has a friend!!!!
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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