My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
Jake just asked if thanksgiving was an american thing...I left the table
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
When the tupperware hit the highway it was like a vomit bomb
My mind hurts. I feel like I drank sand yesterday.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
I could really do without pictures of your asses in my inbox. That said, I'm extremely jealous that I wasn't involved.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I kept screaming at his rabbit: "IT'S OKAY, YOU CAN HAVE SOME TRIX. FUCK THOSE SELFISH BITCHES."
I woke up on the damn lawn again...it's not even summer yet
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