"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I love being friends with rich people. I get laid by association.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
I was out with the drag queens until 7am. This is the hangover I needed to kick my ass back to sobriety. Dear Virgin Mary, fuck my life.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
communist
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
So you called me the queen of nudes yesterday and I'm still not sure how I feel about it
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
Nothing says "Jesus has forgiven your sins" like finding out you're not pregnant on Easter.
In case you're wondering... Yes walmart will judge you for buying vodka and pickles at 645am.
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