HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
She wants to fuck me. On a tennis court. In her tennis outfit. Is ring-shopping an acceptable 3rd date activity?
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
You think he will forgive me for the paper being a week late if I bring him a beer?
...it's a 9am class...
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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