I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
If it wasnt for my iphone and loopt, I would still be wandering the streets in a drunken stooper. Thanks Steve Jobs.
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
well. can officially check "get caught having sex on the front porch by the neighbors" off the bucket list.
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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