There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
Quick question: now that you've broken up, should I also delete the nudes your boyfriend sent me while you were together??
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