Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
I dont care how high you are, meat and sprinkles dont mix dude
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
dude to be honest with you there is a used condom that ive just left on my floor for three days
you have got to get your shit together
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Came home to butt plugs and dildos in the bathroom sink WTF
Spring cleaning
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
Randomize
