Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
Found my wallet. It was under my dresser with a note that said "good job you found me". Drunk me is an ass.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Who else will cuddle and watch the Bachelor with me then finger bang me during the rose ceremony
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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