i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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