Is it bad that my booty call's snoring was more interesting than the sex we had last night?
We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
i need a new camera phone. my pictures from last night are as blurry as my memories. and neither tell me why i woke up in an airplane hangar.
she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
So i learned you can't hair-of-a-dog jaeger hangovers.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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