I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Ive been using palmolive to shower with for he last week, dont tell me about not having money. Im heading to the bar r u going.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
I Can't even believe I threw all my pizza rolls at her, I mean not only did i ruin a good meal but now I dont have anymore
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
When the theology professor asked me what touched me most about this trip to Rome, I guess "the guy from last night" wasn't the proper response.
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Intoxication Level: I'm as graceful and flawless as a fucking dinosaur.
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