Should I feel badly because I just bought a really hot pregnant girl a drink after I lit her cigarette?
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
This is classic penis vs brain.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
why the fuck is there hamburger meat in the toaster. i repeat: WHY THE FUCK IS THERE HAMBURGER MEAT IN MY NEW TOASTER
bitch dont make me pour hotsauce in your vagina
I'm listening to a women in metal station and wearing a flannel. I may have approached peak lesbian.
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