I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
now i know why i became what i already was.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
There's half of a squirrel in the bathtub - i figured you'd be the one to go to.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
he kept opening the car door while we were ON THE HIGHWAY and insisting he could walk. next time i drive my boss home at 3am i'm putting the child lock on
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
So it turns out that a Ford Focus does not fit in a Walmart cart return.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
Yeah. I got a Tetnus shot then partied like it was 1999.
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