Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I've officially put my junk in foods from 5 of the 6 layers of the nutrition pyramid
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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