I hope mine doesn't look like that
She sucked her thumb until she was 17. It's like my dick was born to be in her mouth.
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
So after this weekend I think I'm gonna go down on one knee and propose to my boyfriend that he give me his liver.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
you guys just sat there and simultaneously smoked bowls staring at each other... it was like a bowl off or something.
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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