u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
Have a booty call at 3am, stopped for tacos at 2:30. It's 2:55 and I still haven't ordered but can't jump the curb to get out of line because there is a cop in front of me. What am I doing with my life?
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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