No, you can still breathe under the balls.
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
I just found out that my husband and I are Eskimo siblings. What in the actual fuck?!
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I mean you can one up her. Instead of ruining friendships you can ruin marriages.
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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