I am going to be in the room whjen you have your first child and spit on its face before its even all the way out of you.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Well, it's either jungle juice or memory of the night... It's unfortunate I can't have both
I just recognized Courtney in a crowded Trader Joe's solely by seeing her ass. In other news, I survived the first round of layoffs today.
I'm not sure which feat is more impressive...
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
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