She has an incinerator in her basement. Have you ever incinerated used condoms?
Lmao what?
It's a yes or no question.
We just took the batteries out of the fire alarm to play the breathalyzer game. I love college.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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