DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
I feel like I was playing penis roulette last night nd I landed on the wrong one.
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
Randomize
