My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
The maintenance guy at work just asked me out for a drink. For once, I proudly said that I was 20.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
I just threw up birthday cake.. who's birthday was it?
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
FOUND MY PANTIES COMINY JOME
Do you remember whose house we're in?
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
Just made a secret hand shake with my sisters cat. Boredom at its finest.
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