he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Teasing with taco bell is not funny. High or sober.
he was very distressed by my statements that there could have been balls on shoulders without awareness
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I saw a groundgog last night outside my back door. I now have a new wedding gift idea.
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
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