Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
i hope whoever thought of bagged wine flip cup last night has the same hangover as me. not ok.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
I don't know what happened last night. But I just woke up in the high school boiler room
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