If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
if he only knew that in between each sext i was puking.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.
You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I just bought a slurpee and condoms. God bless America.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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