You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
We ran out of toilet paper the last week, so we just took showers to pee
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
Thanks for bringing that stuff to help me feel better...you know, the water, the Gatorade, and the dick. You really are the best friend ever.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Randomize
