Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
My roommate threw his shoe through our window and I came out of my blackout kicking holes in my wall. Pretty sure Edward 80 Hands won't be happening anymore.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
Going on a first date tonight...pros: my boobs look amazing. Cons: my abortion isn't until next week.
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