she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
They high fived mid Eiffel Tower, then we all proceeded to talk about how our friendship is much stronger now. I'd say a successful first threesome.
If I walk in on you beating off, at least have the fucking decency to STOP BEATING OFF!
I made one of my coworkers cheers to me not being pregnant. I've never talked to him before tonight. Keeping it classy.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
You're telling that to the kid drinking Jack in nothing but a graduation cap
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