Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
Her roomates have been scoring her hookups. I got 8.9, best of the week!
you texted me "dude im face"
it sounded so right at the time
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
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