Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
Drinking vodka in the bathtub.... If I don't make it, I thank you for your magical parts
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
There were grown college boys running around north campus in capes with nerf guns. If security were to be called I think they would just give them more beer.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
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