i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
100% of annual heatstroke fatalities are preventable deaths! Don't let it happen to you! Also, you can catch crabs from almost anything! Be safe and have fun.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
When's a good time to tell your boyfriend you've slept with his ex girlfriend?
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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