Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
listen if there's one thing I'm asking of you tonight is that you buy me a cow for my farmville.
Tell me you're stoned. It's 2:40am.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
I wish his dick was as long as his hair.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
I don't have to hold her hair back as she blows me but I do have to hold the ball on the Santa hat
Yeah. That's the shitty part. God, I don't want to be a step mom. Sure I'm great with kids, but I just want unlimited sex and not have to worry about making friends with a fucking 7 year old.
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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