I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
this just has baby written all over it
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
I actually didn't mind her sub-par blowjob skills.. It took me back to a time when skipping class was noticed, and my liver didn't look like a worn out shoe
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I'm sure we could make a ball of yarn and a nickel into a drinking game
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
Randomize
