This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
talked to my RA about stamps and mailmen again. when do you think she'll realize that i only talk to her when i'm high?
I full on slapped a girl with pizza. Like in the face with sauce splattered everywhere and grease with a hard slap to the face.
come help me. im curled up in the fetal position on the upper floor of the lib. please bring more caffeine or alcohol
its ok. its hell week the lib is a no judgment zone right now
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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