she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
It's sad how good I am at giving people diseases
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
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