HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
my math teacher staples burger king applications to failed tests
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Is it weird I can only picture you in my heels naked?
Be proud; I'm a versatile boyfriend
Randomize
