plz talk dirty to me
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
i wish my apartment had room service that i didn't have to pay for.
It's been five and a half years since she and my brother stopped dating. I feel like that's a long enough grace period. Going for it.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
I ate you ate to the whole david gray album
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
this is honestly why we're friends. we drink tea and plan to do drugs together.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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