you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I have her designated blowjob hair tie on my wrist. It's like a key to eternal happiness
These are your "grown up" slampiece's new hours of operation; please plan accordingly
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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