I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
I have one of those hangovers where you visualize how awesome it would be to climb in your fridge and drink glacier water
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
i will not be out-irished. not this night. if i don't wake up tomorrow handcuffed to a hospital bed, i have failed my ancestors.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Just had my butthole waxed. If that changes your plans for Saturday..
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
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