That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
and you're not allowed to put a penis in you if it's attached to a 26 year old who works at blockbuster
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
I wish I could open myself up and check on my liver. Make sure it's hanging on. Ya know?
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
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