I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
If I had a dollar for every straight boy that questioned their sexuality because of me, I would live a comfortable middle-class life.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
I'm trying to watch Chicago PD and tell you I like your dick at the same time. It's a lot of work, ok?
And to be fair, I think we all suspect that forbidden sex with an outlaw biker might be worth it.
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