There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
So many bounce houses so little time
We made the bar tender tell us how he proposed to his girlfriend. In detail. While we made gushing noises. We are embarrassments to females everywhere
whose ass print is on the piano?
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
Honestly I have a huge freedom boner right now and if I came it would be red white and blue
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
YOU TRIED TO SWIM IN HER FISHTANK. I don't think she's going to call you.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
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