Define "chronic" masturbator.
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
I was living a snoop dogg song I fucked her on the floor so I wouldn't mess up my bed
What exactly do I say to a random stoner hookup to thank him for ending my dry spell? Is it awkward to just say "Thanks for that. It was well needed."
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
Dick very happy bro
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Shame - the story of my life.
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