Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I'm not being over dramatic, but I think my heart is going to stop beating.
So it looks like you may be an uncle real soon. Don't ask how I feel about it and don't text me back.
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
I think the worst was the guy who sent me YouTube videos about how age doesn't matter, and then a link for natural breast enhancements. Kill me.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
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