her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
All I need in life is some dick and a big mac.
It's alarming how good I'm getting at being productive at work on Thursday after Johnny Walker Wednesdays.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
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I need you to use more vowels.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
NOTHING IN THE WORLD IS GOOD SOFT
NOT ICECREAM NOT DICKS
NOTHING
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
He's stripped out of his boxers and is dancing and slapping his dick with string cheese...I don't know whether to call for help or take a video.
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