So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
do you think she knows her nickname is brickface?
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Hah no, But it might feel like water boarding to my soul
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
All I'm saying is that if you have time for a 20 min shower bj you have time for me
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
And I am bleeding like slutty girl #1 In a horror movie
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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