So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
the australian girl literally just drank an entire pitcher of beer in about twenty seconds. i want to go to there.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
that trick or treat candy bucket that we used to collect beer money last night was very helpful when I vomited in it this morning
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
she kept asking for a lobster dinner while she was crying. it was actually the most reasonable drunk chick request i've ever heard.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
I am at Brians in a pirate costume, what the hell am I thinking
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
Any who, I expect to be showered with roses apon my arrival
How about beer and nachos?
A fine substitute!
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