im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
There are not enough shots in the world for this. We walked in and they shouted "the pilgrims are here!" And then someone handed me a turkey leg the size of my arm.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
He just whispered "doors are weird" and then laughed so hard he fell down the stairs.
I have to date her we need a place to stay for tailgating
We need to get stoned and watch Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 2. This has become a priority. Schedule accordingly.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
Randomize
