She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I'm gonna eat you out with that hat on so it looks like beaker's doing it. And I'm gonna go "memememememe"
We're like adult pinky and the brain when they decided that taking over the world is unrealistic so they aim lower by trying to get drunk every day.
True love: he brought me a margarita while was in the shower. He's a keeper.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
So congratulations, your penis has now sent me to urgent care not once, but twice!
Omg I'm having dinner at chilli's with a guy who is arguing that getting a weed leaf tatoo on his neck will prevent him from getting a job as a dental assistant
Well that actually sounds reasonable
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