OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
there's fuck elsewhere to go, I'll be there with 8 lbs of bronzer on my tits
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
dude you know how i got totally hammered and lost my phone at some frat when i came to visit you two months ago? yeah well someone mailed it back to me in minnesota.. with a picture of a cock as the screen savor
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