It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
There was probably a tattoo above her soulless vagina that read 'it's a trap!' Yet you ignored it
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
Yeah I blacked out in a wiener costume.... I think I'm ready to come home now.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
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