So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
omg i can't drink anymore.. i just pulled up my dress and started playing with my vagina
so what if he's got a new girlfriend. the guy i'm fucking has an english accent. i win.
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
I somehow ended up with a bottle of red wine in one hand and white in the other and would drink them at the same time. Ruined
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
girls shouldnt black out with american flag bandaids on their nips
Randomize
