why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
I just need to find a good handlebar mustache to sit on until I'm over that beard
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
This girl in my class is lecturing my professor about zombies. It has been going on for 15 minutes.
Zombies?
Zombies.
Randomize
