ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
An ex-gang member just asked me out on a date via note. And spelled dinner wrong. Win?
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
It's just one of those nights that , as long as you have the drugs, everything is going to be alright.
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
I saw an episode of cops that had one of my ex husbands on it.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
I just deff did the walk of shame.. His roommate/manager woke us up. A dog scared me on my stumble to the car.
This is why I'm single.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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