so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
Did we seriously steal a wet floor sign from McDonald's then get chased down by a homeless man for it? Never drinking again.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
Thank god I work in a lab. This pinkeye is out of control and my safety glasses are the only thing stopping me from digging at my eye with a pen
You've changed since you got that strap on
Oh the best part of having sex with him was that he made me a smoothie after
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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