We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
I just blew my weed a kiss
I thought he was being really sweet and protective when he pulled me away from the guy i was hooking up with, but turns out he just wanted me to get chicken nuggets with him...
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Then, he ate me out while I watched Bo Burnham. Best. Night. Ever.
Vibrator fell off the top of the dresser and hit me. This might be the most embarrassing black eye incident ever
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